The People's Republic of Definitely Not Brasil is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ibiacy with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.359 billion Definitely Not Brasileiros love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pier Feliz. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Definitely Not Brasileiro economy, worth 267 trillion réals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 113,289 réals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There have been reports of people marrying housepets, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore, and bem-te-vis are considered a delicacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Definitely Not Brasil's national animal is the bem-te-vi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnosticism and Radianism.

Definitely Not Brasil is ranked 300,641^st in the world and 851^st in Council of Asia for Fattest Citizens, with 4.49 Obesity Rate.